i can live through him vicariously and then one day shoot myself in front if him to change the trajectory of his life forever

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      if i survive i can get a cool eyepatch though beat that losers

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    if youre actually considering it then your username checks out

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      t makes me want to fuck my self hate makes me want to destroy my life, this idea is a combination of those two into an unholy union

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        hes gonna try to detrans you yk that right? that means no t, nothing. stupid ass idea, if youre that desperate even grindr would be a better option

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          you’re highkey right but i hate myself so we’ll see

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              it’s self harm not cope but you’re right

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                There are “better” ways to self-harm that don’t involve subjecting yourself to others’ whims. then you can keep the harm in your control at least.

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                  i’d make him take e so I’d actually be the straight man in this situation you have to understand my awesome mind

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      you don’t get it, it would go really hard

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        it would go really bad actually

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          i’m just fantasizing about surviving shooting myself and getting a cool eyepatch at this point

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            you can just skip straight to wearing the eyepatch tho

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              it’s not cool without some eye injury, but it doesn’t have to be as dramatic as shooting myself ig