i can live through him vicariously and then one day shoot myself in front if him to change the trajectory of his life forever

    • ftRetardOP
      1·
      3 months ago

      you don’t get it, it would go really hard

      • Kath
        1·
        3 months ago

        it would go really bad actually

        • ftRetardOP
          1·
          3 months ago

          i’m just fantasizing about surviving shooting myself and getting a cool eyepatch at this point

          • Kath
            1·
            3 months ago

            you can just skip straight to wearing the eyepatch tho

            • ftRetardOP
              2·
              3 months ago

              it’s not cool without some eye injury, but it doesn’t have to be as dramatic as shooting myself ig