i can live through him vicariously and then one day shoot myself in front if him to change the trajectory of his life forever

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    15 days ago

    you don’t get it, it would go really hard

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        15 days ago

        i’m just fantasizing about surviving shooting myself and getting a cool eyepatch at this point

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          15 days ago

          you can just skip straight to wearing the eyepatch tho

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            15 days ago

            it’s not cool without some eye injury, but it doesn’t have to be as dramatic as shooting myself ig