i can live through him vicariously and then one day shoot myself in front if him to change the trajectory of his life forever

  • ftRetardOP
    1·
    3 months ago

    you don’t get it, it would go really hard

    • Kath
      1·
      3 months ago

      it would go really bad actually

      • ftRetardOP
        1·
        3 months ago

        i’m just fantasizing about surviving shooting myself and getting a cool eyepatch at this point

        • Kath
          1·
          3 months ago

          you can just skip straight to wearing the eyepatch tho

          • ftRetardOP
            2·
            3 months ago

            it’s not cool without some eye injury, but it doesn’t have to be as dramatic as shooting myself ig