Goon-AsInHenchmen
She/Her (Cringe Bio Pronouns🤮) Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooser
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Goon-AsInHenchmento
4tran4•I WILL have the noble and glorious A CUPS! and no one can stop me.
2·15 hours agoI think it was both the romans and greeks. Basically having a small pp was seen as civilized and a sign a intellect, whereas having a big pp was seen as barbaric.
Woah, it’s like showdonger’s cat, everyone is simultaneously a woman and not a woman at the same time 🤯🤯🤯🤯
Ok, let me rework that, trans women are cis women, men are women, and cis guys are trans guys (who are also men and therefore women, and therefore trans women, which of course are cis women), in conclusion everyone is a cis woman however women are not women, and so they must be men, which of course are women, which of course are men, which of course are women. Then it’s man, woman, man, woman, man, woman, man, woman, then back to man again, then back to women, then back to men, women again, men, women, men, women, then I realize it would’ve been a lot simpler to just say women are nonbinary
Trans women are trans men and women are men
Or uh, trans women are cis women, men are women, and cis guys are trans guys (who are also men and therefore women, and therefore trans women, which of course are cis women), in conclusion everyone is a cis woman
Goon-AsInHenchmento
4tran4•when i was little i really wanted to be a mom someday i didnt understand yet that i was a boy and boys cant be moms
2·1 day agosame, even after I learned I used to cope about “well I actually have the insides of a girl” well into puberty.
Which, in my infinite retardation, a small part of me was afraid of accidentally getting myself pregnant. I know it wasn’t possibly, it is more like a what if thing
Damn, another shitty day in my republican party life
Hey baby? do you like chaser cawk locked or unlocked, either way you’ll see my wife’s underwear 😈
(I’m Sorry I’m Sorry I’m Sorry I’m Sorry I’m Sorry)
Same honestly, but I don’t really have hard rule for minimum height, I’m just vibes based with that
The shortest guy I’d date is 6’7
haha, get it, its the numbers, the funny numbers
Goon-AsInHenchmenOPto
4tran4•Embarrassing question, but is there a way to make my crotch less stinky?
2·1 day agoI’m sorry 😭, I just don’t want people IRL thinking I’m stinky and gross
Goon-AsInHenchmenOPto
4tran4•Instead of voicetraining I'm going to inhale helium for the rest of my life, they call me the balloonmoder
1·1 day agoNooooo, I’m such a metalhon, IWNBANG (I will never be a noble gassoid)
Goon-AsInHenchmento
4tran4•I think I understand the pooner pain. On these dating apps, if a guy is shorter than 1.80m, it doesn't matter however good he is, I'm swiping right.
6·1 day agoThis post has created at least 3 more pooncels
Goon-AsInHenchmenOPto
4tran4•Instead of voicetraining I'm going to inhale helium for the rest of my life, they call me the balloonmoder
3·2 days agoyeah, I’m taking it all (it’s escaping into space)
Some trannies don’t know what’s good for them.
You take your trans out in public? you’re a brave man, I only take mine out 3 AM and we have to drive an hour out of town.
Goon-AsInHenchmento
sttttr8•Is it okay for him to pay the bill? Or has feminism taken that away from me forever?
3·2 days agoI think it really depends on the guy/location.
I never been on a date before, so take this with a grain of salt, if he offered (and you want him to pay the bill) then you can probably just thank him, but make sure you have enough money to pay for yourself just in case
Wowie, do you like boymoders???




real the phrase “you change your gender not sex” is literally transphobia and I’ve basically only seen “trans” people say it