looks like its time fer me to walk the plank.
Fantastic post as always, dear Heather.
Thank you dearest Mar, your correspondence is always greatly appreciated.
this , is beautiful
This is why your in my top 10
yaaarrgghhh thank you.
Yargh I’m always happy to be in your crew captain heather
I lost ye’ in the divorce settlement, along with half the crew, I’m so sorry yaaarrggh fuck my stupid pirate captain life.
I’ll never be loyal to that landlubber that is your ex-pirate wife ma’am. I’d sooner cut off my own peg leg and hip off the plank yar
Yarrr, why can’t ye merely avoid paying it matey
The pirate court made it’s decision, they are garnishing me plunderin every time I pull into port.
This be scurvy matey, being a pirate tis about plundering dubloons and sailing the high seas, pirate government, yarrr I say that’s scurvy and may Davy Jones drag them all to the bottom of the sea
Who’s gonna tell the crew that 50% of the booty is going into the divorce settlement captain?
Yaarggh it’s going to 'ave to be you, I’m walking me plank while I still have it.
NOOO CAP’N they’ll cut me tongue out, feed it to the seagulls and tie me to the bow o’ the ship and leave me carcass to rot!
YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!!!
Yaarrr you’ve got this pirate crew starpan I believes in you to carry on me pirate legacy.
me timbers do be shivering…
