LobotomyCandidateM to Larping · 1 day agoYaarrghh me ex-pirate wife's, pirate lawyer won full custody of me pirate kids in pirate court. Yaaaarrrgghh now I have to pay pirate child support, they are taking me doubloons and me ship and crew.imagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up18arrow-down1imageYaarrghh me ex-pirate wife's, pirate lawyer won full custody of me pirate kids in pirate court. Yaaaarrrgghh now I have to pay pirate child support, they are taking me doubloons and me ship and crew.LobotomyCandidateM to Larping · 1 day agomessage-square16linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarestarpanlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoNOOO CAP’N they’ll cut me tongue out, feed it to the seagulls and tie me to the bow o’ the ship and leave me carcass to rot! YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!!!
minus-squareLobotomyCandidateOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoYaarrr you’ve got this pirate crew starpan I believes in you to carry on me pirate legacy.
NOOO CAP’N they’ll cut me tongue out, feed it to the seagulls and tie me to the bow o’ the ship and leave me carcass to rot!
YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!!!
Yaarrr you’ve got this pirate crew starpan I believes in you to carry on me pirate legacy.
me timbers do be shivering…