LobotomyCandidateM to Larping · 4 days agoYaarrghh me ex-pirate wife's, pirate lawyer won full custody of me pirate kids in pirate court. Yaaaarrrgghh now I have to pay pirate child support, they are taking me doubloons and me ship and crew.imagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up18arrow-down1imageYaarrghh me ex-pirate wife's, pirate lawyer won full custody of me pirate kids in pirate court. Yaaaarrrgghh now I have to pay pirate child support, they are taking me doubloons and me ship and crew.LobotomyCandidateM to Larping · 4 days agomessage-square16linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLobotomyCandidateOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoI lost ye’ in the divorce settlement, along with half the crew, I’m so sorry yaaarrggh fuck my stupid pirate captain life.
minus-squareSparks ♫⃠MlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoI’ll never be loyal to that landlubber that is your ex-pirate wife ma’am. I’d sooner cut off my own peg leg and hip off the plank yar
I lost ye’ in the divorce settlement, along with half the crew, I’m so sorry yaaarrggh fuck my stupid pirate captain life.
I’ll never be loyal to that landlubber that is your ex-pirate wife ma’am. I’d sooner cut off my own peg leg and hip off the plank yar