LobotomyCandidateM to Larping · 11 days agoYaarrghh me ex-pirate wife's, pirate lawyer won full custody of me pirate kids in pirate court. Yaaaarrrgghh now I have to pay pirate child support, they are taking me doubloons and me ship and crew.imagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up18arrow-down1imageYaarrghh me ex-pirate wife's, pirate lawyer won full custody of me pirate kids in pirate court. Yaaaarrrgghh now I have to pay pirate child support, they are taking me doubloons and me ship and crew.LobotomyCandidateM to Larping · 11 days agomessage-square16linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarestarpanlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 days agoWho’s gonna tell the crew that 50% of the booty is going into the divorce settlement captain?
minus-squareLobotomyCandidateOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 days agoYaarggh it’s going to 'ave to be you, I’m walking me plank while I still have it.
minus-squarestarpanlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 days agoNOOO CAP’N they’ll cut me tongue out, feed it to the seagulls and tie me to the bow o’ the ship and leave me carcass to rot! YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!!!
minus-squareLobotomyCandidateOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 days agoYaarrr you’ve got this pirate crew starpan I believes in you to carry on me pirate legacy.
Who’s gonna tell the crew that 50% of the booty is going into the divorce settlement captain?
Yaarggh it’s going to 'ave to be you, I’m walking me plank while I still have it.
NOOO CAP’N they’ll cut me tongue out, feed it to the seagulls and tie me to the bow o’ the ship and leave me carcass to rot!
YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!!!
Yaarrr you’ve got this pirate crew starpan I believes in you to carry on me pirate legacy.
me timbers do be shivering…