I went into a really beautiful antiques store, mainly because they had nice used clothes, which I did indeed purchase. Unfortunately I also left with an 18th century ornamented rapier because I’m a dumb malebrained moron. Shame me, I deserve it.

EDIT: I’m actually really touched by how much people seem to enjoy what I did. It’s much more than I could ask for, you truly are a bunch of nice people, I mean it.

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    Impulsive shopping: v femalebrained Love of rapiers: v lesbianbrained

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      I saw a pretty rapier and I bought it. I had been wanting one for quite some time because they are pretty, cool and based.

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    I have a fucking foam anduril i dont think an old feminine rapier is more malebrained than me

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      I can’t argue against that, Anduril is definitely more malebrained.

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        is it malebrained if i pick it lowkirk because viggo is hot (i didnt im just ttrying to save my IMAGE and my FEMINITY)

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          It is, unfortunately. I know many women thirsting for him, but none of them thirsts after Anduril, they couldn’t care less. It’s the lads who do. I’d rather have Nenya personally because it would suit me better and I could use it to create a safe space for tranners.

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              I can’t blame you, Viggo is an attractive man, Aragorn is a good person you feel safe with and Anduril is a cool sword with an interesting history. Don’t feel bad.

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                I am going to be a forevermale now… i exile myself… in reality i just found it cool to flex in front of my friends in a skirt because it just slunds funny and it ckated me nothing as well lol

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                  I mean, it’s definitely more adult to spend virtually no money on a joke than whatever I did here, let’s be real

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      It was too long to fit in the suitcase and weapons are not allowed as hand luggage, so I left it at a friend’s place, he will come closer to where I live in some weeks by car and I will fetch it there.

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    you cant just say that and not post a picture of the cool ass rapier

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      Call me Saint-Just, every pesky aristocrat gets what they have coming.

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      Nooo that’s not the correct reaction, I should not buy stupid stuff. I was smart enough not to shell out money for Radiant Typhoon at the current prices, only to blow it on this.

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      Well…you know…money…which I could have put towards transition…