I went into a really beautiful antiques store, mainly because they had nice used clothes, which I did indeed purchase. Unfortunately I also left with an 18th century ornamented rapier because I’m a dumb malebrained moron. Shame me, I deserve it.

EDIT: I’m actually really touched by how much people seem to enjoy what I did. It’s much more than I could ask for, you truly are a bunch of nice people, I mean it.

    • RtHonAliceOP
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      1 day ago

      I can’t blame you, Viggo is an attractive man, Aragorn is a good person you feel safe with and Anduril is a cool sword with an interesting history. Don’t feel bad.

      • polishsneed
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        1 day ago

        I am going to be a forevermale now… i exile myself… in reality i just found it cool to flex in front of my friends in a skirt because it just slunds funny and it ckated me nothing as well lol

        • RtHonAliceOP
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          1 day ago

          I mean, it’s definitely more adult to spend virtually no money on a joke than whatever I did here, let’s be real

          • polishsneed
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            1 day ago

            Cost me eoughly 10 bucks back when i wasnt a broke whore… haha… but also jealous and mycis gf would probably love it ngl