I went into a really beautiful antiques store, mainly because they had nice used clothes, which I did indeed purchase. Unfortunately I also left with an 18th century ornamented rapier because I’m a dumb malebrained moron. Shame me, I deserve it.

EDIT: I’m actually really touched by how much people seem to enjoy what I did. It’s much more than I could ask for, you truly are a bunch of nice people, I mean it.

  • RtHonAliceOP
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    1 day ago

    I mean, it’s definitely more adult to spend virtually no money on a joke than whatever I did here, let’s be real

    • polishsneed
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      1 day ago

      Cost me eoughly 10 bucks back when i wasnt a broke whore… haha… but also jealous and mycis gf would probably love it ngl