I went into a really beautiful antiques store, mainly because they had nice used clothes, which I did indeed purchase. Unfortunately I also left with an 18th century ornamented rapier because I’m a dumb malebrained moron. Shame me, I deserve it.

EDIT: I’m actually really touched by how much people seem to enjoy what I did. It’s much more than I could ask for, you truly are a bunch of nice people, I mean it.

  • polishsneed
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    1 day ago

    is it malebrained if i pick it lowkirk because viggo is hot (i didnt im just ttrying to save my IMAGE and my FEMINITY)

    • RtHonAliceOP
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      1 day ago

      It is, unfortunately. I know many women thirsting for him, but none of them thirsts after Anduril, they couldn’t care less. It’s the lads who do. I’d rather have Nenya personally because it would suit me better and I could use it to create a safe space for tranners.

        • RtHonAliceOP
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          1 day ago

          I can’t blame you, Viggo is an attractive man, Aragorn is a good person you feel safe with and Anduril is a cool sword with an interesting history. Don’t feel bad.

          • polishsneed
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            1 day ago

            I am going to be a forevermale now… i exile myself… in reality i just found it cool to flex in front of my friends in a skirt because it just slunds funny and it ckated me nothing as well lol

            • RtHonAliceOP
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              1 day ago

              I mean, it’s definitely more adult to spend virtually no money on a joke than whatever I did here, let’s be real

              • polishsneed
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                1 day ago

                Cost me eoughly 10 bucks back when i wasnt a broke whore… haha… but also jealous and mycis gf would probably love it ngl