I went into a really beautiful antiques store, mainly because they had nice used clothes, which I did indeed purchase. Unfortunately I also left with an 18th century ornamented rapier because I’m a dumb malebrained moron. Shame me, I deserve it.

EDIT: I’m actually really touched by how much people seem to enjoy what I did. It’s much more than I could ask for, you truly are a bunch of nice people, I mean it.