The only 3 things you can do here is go to university, get fucked by finance bros with broken dicks, and get called slurs. The festivals in the summer are pretty cool though if you like getting blackout drunk and then stumbling through the two major cities downtowns, and then getting hit by the trains.
It’s a bunch of tradies who have voted for the same provincial government for the past 40 years getting upset that the party funded by oil barons is funnelling money to the oil barons, and then blaming the federal government for all of it and wanting to secede. They have to make everything worse here and are the most annoying fucks ever.
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