The only 3 things you can do here is go to university, get fucked by finance bros with broken dicks, and get called slurs. The festivals in the summer are pretty cool though if you like getting blackout drunk and then stumbling through the two major cities downtowns, and then getting hit by the trains.

  • Diane
    2·
    1 month ago

    Alberta is my cousin im near alberta

    • LobotomyCandidateOP
      1·
      1 month ago

      ah very cool, cousin province. Hopefully its one of the better ones and not Saskatchewan.

    • LobotomyCandidateOP
      3·
      1 month ago

      It’s a bunch of tradies who have voted for the same provincial government for the past 40 years getting upset that the party funded by oil barons is funnelling money to the oil barons, and then blaming the federal government for all of it and wanting to secede. They have to make everything worse here and are the most annoying fucks ever.

    • LobotomyCandidateOP
      2·
      1 month ago

      what? a lack of queer spaces come on I mean they let us have our pride at the end of the summer when most of the tourists are gone, and uuuuuuhhhhhh I dunno there’s the skipping stone, they have like support groups. Also there is so much to do like go get drunk or high in a towns walmart parking lot, for six hours.

      • up, #1 voice hon
        2·
        1 month ago

        skipping stone is an org, a good one, but i wouldn’t go to their support groups

        the only queer bar/club in calgary is so far from the rest of them all that it feels like they wanted to contain it. the city is a paradise for dl gay conservative/closeted men. edmonton somehow fares slightly better, but overall both suck

        • LobotomyCandidateOP
          1·
          1 month ago

          I was being sarcastic the entire place sucks, skipping stones groups fucking suck, And going to Twisted in calgary is like a great way to get roofied. Edmonton is just dead in general.