i wanted the pink one #faketrans

yeah and i have a photo of a giant ass log i shat out on my phone that i look at every once in a while bc that thing was massive

well a pooner is eating it therefore it is poonfood

i’m studying to be a marine scientist 😔

tuna

i’m ngl to you i might have to tunamax. i’ve had lifelong trouble eating even when i’m really really hungry but tuna has such an inoffensive taste so it surprisingly doesn’t make me want to puke like a lot of other foods and a can is like 24 g of protein. we eating like cats from hereon out. putting the tuna in tunapoon

tbf man cereal is a protein/creatine cereal brand but it does seem silly to gender it regardless because women who go to the gym exist too. men are just insecure and industries thrive off of it because they have an entire audience who is willing to buy their products just because they’re too insecure in their own masculinity to fucking wear deodorant. as a pooner it makes things a little easier because i like the “masculine” scented shampoos/soaps/deodorants as opposed to the “feminine” scents, but like. why do smells have to be gendered? why can’t dudes wear floral scents? would it kill them to smell nice? stupidest shit ever

i’m sorry that happened to you girl :[ some of the sharpest unintentional insults targeting my biggest insecurities have come from other trans people who were just “joking”, ik how it feels

😟

hearing this healed me a little. thank you

trve. i’ve seen too many relationship posts now where the other person misses cis dick and it’s highkey ropefuel to watch everyone talk about opening the relationship. i’d rather flay myself than be in a polycule

giga trvth nvke, don’t apologize for being right

based of you to do that, and i’m sorry you’re going through this

i look at this glegle and laugh because it looks like me a little. also thank you :]

bidelts are notoriously hard to measure without a caliper i’m ngl

i do this in the opposite direction

well, i’m not going to take it, but he certainly will

he’s still 3” taller than me somehow, fmspl

i’ve used my 3ds charger for pretty much all of my measurements

sorry link, i can’t give credit! come back when you’re a little… MMMM, richer!