The only 3 things you can do here is go to university, get fucked by finance bros with broken dicks, and get called slurs. The festivals in the summer are pretty cool though if you like getting blackout drunk and then stumbling through the two major cities downtowns, and then getting hit by the trains.
I was being sarcastic the entire place sucks, skipping stones groups fucking suck, And going to Twisted in calgary is like a great way to get roofied. Edmonton is just dead in general.
twisted is the straightest gay bar on earth