• Allie
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    30 days ago

    If you were born after the one twilight book then it could work

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      30 days ago

      2007 so only the first book was released 😔

      Also I feel like this is an obvious joke I don’t know why your taking it seriously.

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        30 days ago

        Usually thats how I find more humor, like here you made me realize you could actually make that work if some twilight superfans had a girl in 2007 named Bella, but then a year passes, this new book comes out and they hear this new baby name. The mom did not have an easy time with the pregnancy, she is not open to the idea of trying again. And so they decide to legally rename the baby. I think that this baby actually exists and you could actually make it work and I think there’s something funny about that. I guess I have the truth in comedy type of instincts, like all that Del Close stuff.

        But honestly it’s probably just an autism thing