1-3: youngshit

4-11: midshit

12-14: lateshit

15+: just rope already, hon

      • Ya'll_Are_Bots (Tay)
        2·
        3 days ago

        Aha! As a single cell organism I am free from the bindings of sex-based anything!

        LONG LIVE THE EUKARYOTES!!!

      • Ya'll_Are_Bots (Tay)
        1·
        3 days ago

        Are some things falling into place?

        Like why I write in a cadence as if I were the main character in a Brontë novel titled: “Snobbish American Woman” ?

        • puppyoomf
          1·
          3 days ago

          like why you write in the cadence of someone whos elementary education was deeply affected by the no child left behind act

              • Ya'll_Are_Bots (Tay)
                1·
                3 days ago

                Only incorrect if you’re a Cambridge cuck 🤭.

                Using punctuation to express meter, time, tempo, and add other rhythmic elements to written speech is as old as writing itself.

                Which particular bee did I put in your bonnet I wonder, oh ye of the True Literati ? 🤔

                  • Ya'll_Are_Bots (Tay)
                    1·
                    3 days ago

                    Oh noes, a typo 🫢

                    My honor! How ever shall I recover from this surely, mortal blow to mine credibilities! 🙃

                    I’m gunna leaf it thur