1-3: youngshit
4-11: midshit
12-14: lateshit
15+: just rope already, hon
all times listed are in months
weeks. in the womb.
this is genuinely true for some people lmao
this is genuinely true for some people lmao
this is genuinely true for some people lmao
Does this comment section have an echo ?
(Does this comment section have an echo ?.)
Gem alert
Hmmmmmmm
Where do I fit in at 36 years (432 months)?
Mesozoic-shit?
girl ur in the primordial soup
Aha! As a single cell organism I am free from the bindings of sex-based anything!
LONG LIVE THE EUKARYOTES!!!
ohhhhhh that makes so much more sense
Are some things falling into place?
Like why I write in a cadence as if I were the main character in a Brontë novel titled: “Snobbish American Woman” ?
like why you write in the cadence of someone whos elementary education was deeply affected by the no child left behind act
You mean like, with punctuation?
with effortful incorrect punctuation
Only incorrect if you’re a Cambridge cuck 🤭.
Using punctuation to express meter, time, tempo, and add other rhythmic elements to written speech is as old as writing itself.
Which particular bee did I put in your bonnet I wonder, oh ye of the True Literati ? 🤔
the apostrophe in your name lol






