1-3: youngshit

4-11: midshit

12-14: lateshit

15+: just rope already, hon

  • Spoon
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    3 days ago

    this is genuinely true for some people lmao

      • Ya'll_Are_Bots (Tay)
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        3 days ago

        Aha! As a single cell organism I am free from the bindings of sex-based anything!

        LONG LIVE THE EUKARYOTES!!!

      • Ya'll_Are_Bots (Tay)
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        3 days ago

        Are some things falling into place?

        Like why I write in a cadence as if I were the main character in a Brontë novel titled: “Snobbish American Woman” ?

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          like why you write in the cadence of someone whos elementary education was deeply affected by the no child left behind act

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                Only incorrect if you’re a Cambridge cuck 🤭.

                Using punctuation to express meter, time, tempo, and add other rhythmic elements to written speech is as old as writing itself.

                Which particular bee did I put in your bonnet I wonder, oh ye of the True Literati ? 🤔