Sometimes I have dreams where I’m inside a collapsing building or a sinking ship and I have to escape. Or that I’m in a moving vehicle and the brakes stop working. Or that I really need to use the bathroom, but I can’t find one.

I love estrogen, I love being full of estrogen, every week after I inject myself, I think “wow, amazing”.

I’m not sure tbh, probably!

Wdym, it’s very cool! It allows you to do things like buy a home and not struggle and get respected by other people (not speaking from experience, I am also stupid).

I don’t, I just had an old bottle and lick one of the pills to remind myself of what it tasted like because I couldn’t scoop enough earwax out of my ears.

Stick a finger in your ear and lick it afterwards, that’s what spiro tastes like.

Exactly! (it is poison)

Go to school and get a good job. Live a normal, successful, healthy, happy life.

It is!

Hhiii lol. I’m kinda surprised too, I’m very clockable 🙂‍↕️

Try smoking cigarettes, wearing a leather jacket, and riding a motorcycle.

How can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay.

I wish we had some sort of woke Stasi to disappear all the “people” who make these kinds of videos and also take away the internet access of the people who watch them.

Oh yeah, I’ve heard about that. But, Miss Bmf, this is Newt on a new account. I went to college on the East coast, where there are no banana slugs. I myself am very slug-like though (slimy and unpleasant, somewhat of a ground dweller, feeds on detritus, etc.)

Oh wow, was it salty?

How is that fun wtf? Drugs r cool though, Newt-approved method.

Huh? I actually don’t know what you mean by that.

Sorry :/

U should make kousa or mujaddara instead. Also, what if I’m a big, lumbering oaf, but I wish I was a soft, sensitive girly faggot? What do I do then?

Women play sports? This is the first time I am hearing about this.