Now I can just be the hottie who sits on my dad’s friends’ laps, doesn’t understand anything about soccer, gets drunk and has fun while the moids pay attention to the boring game.

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    7 days ago

    I’ve never played any sports (except surfing, if that counts, I miss it). Here in Brazil there are these expensive clubs where you drink, smoke, and watch the World Cup games, stuff for the upper class. I used to go with my dad from my 16 to 18 to be bored for 90 minutes during a football game

    Now I can be one of those hot girls I used to see there, sitting on old men’s laps smoking cigars. Everything good.

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        7 days ago

        Yeah, me too… I’ve got some thin, cheap cigarettes that hookers smoke, and they’re the best!

        They are all black

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          Ooo fancy. I have a holder thing which make me feel like a sophisticated woman

          It’s real ivory as well and used to be my great grandmothers (she was a dyke but never admitted it)