Now I can just be the hottie who sits on my dad’s friends’ laps, doesn’t understand anything about soccer, gets drunk and has fun while the moids pay attention to the boring game.
Omg this sounds fun
Imo the only interesting sport is hockey. Not for the gay shit but because it’s fun to watch the players crash into the walls
Lucky you, last time I had to play sports I played pool instead cuz I care so little
I’ve never played any sports (except surfing, if that counts, I miss it). Here in Brazil there are these expensive clubs where you drink, smoke, and watch the World Cup games, stuff for the upper class. I used to go with my dad from my 16 to 18 to be bored for 90 minutes during a football game
Now I can be one of those hot girls I used to see there, sitting on old men’s laps smoking cigars. Everything good.
I LOVE SMOKING
Yeah, me too… I’ve got some thin, cheap cigarettes that hookers smoke, and they’re the best!
They are all black
Ooo fancy. I have a holder thing which make me feel like a sophisticated woman
It’s real ivory as well and used to be my great grandmothers (she was a dyke but never admitted it)
do you actually do that or is it just an idea
I intend
kinda nice to be able to blend in like that, ngl. hopefully it won’t end up badly but since you have seen it before i doubt it will :)
I’ve grown out of it, just big business nowadays, but I won’t lie, seeing footage of him will always put a smile on my face.
soccer is unbearable to watch tbh it probs would be fun in person tho
I never saw it in person; it was always in those clubs, with big screens or projectors and people serving drinks.
