Fuck all these hoops I gotta go through. Wish I could go to a sketchy back alley and meet up with someone who can just give me the shit I need so I don’t gotta figure out crypto or po boxes. I don’t care if I get upcharged up the ass, I’m too stupid for this shit


There is no hoop
Download Cake Wallet. It’s a crypto wallet that has buying functionality integrated. But it might require KYC
If you prefer no KYC, you can use a peer to peer trading service. It’s basically the sketchy back alley thing, but digital. A popular service is Bisq
Crypto is really useful and awesome you can buy things other than HRT with it
Depends on OPs country and if he has his documents/IDs in order and stuff.