DISLEIMERS: ME NO GOODS OR PROFESINALS AT USES ETERNADSPIK!!! HERS LARP WIL NEVERS BE REPICATS PERFECT BY ANY TANER!!!

So yo wans to nows how to writes in ETERNADSPEK? Tis quits easy I hav to says

1. AL (with somes minor exceptons) doble leters musts be turns into single leters Exampl: “have been” -> havs ben Exceptons: ifs it twist meanin to much evens with contexts (i.e. “their boobs” -> teir boobs (not bobs!!!))

2. Leter combinatons likes “wh” “th” “tr” “br” “ch” “sh” “ph” an etc. usualy reduces to firsts leter Exampl: tranner -> taner, Exceptons: somtime tis rul cans be ignores (but usualy no)

3. Lasts leter likes “d” “t” “g” “b” an also “e” “a” “u” in words cans be delete Exceptons: wen its wil lead to “s” becomin lasts leter. Cans be rarly ignores, usualy yo trusts yor gats on tis ones!!!

4. Leter combinatons likes “ea” usualy reduces to ones leter eter to singles soun tey makes in words or to firsts leter Exampl: “ready” -> redy, “tear” -> ter, “about” -> abot

5. Past tens nevar uses if uses onlys not fo its purpos

6. Ad randoms “s” to nons wen it no suposes to be use

7. Comas not exists!! “Am, are” to!! “I” always “Me”

8. Uses lots of !!! and … wen uses

9. 😼, 🕊️, 🗣️, 💢 need wen it posibl to uses tem 😼😼😼

10. slurs cans be uses normal wen expectin to be ofensives!!!

Tis al folks!!! sees you again!!! sayonara!!! 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️