it was on a jungle gym and friends were talking about what kind of animal they are/would be and i very sheepishly said I’m a cat (very young was kind of the girls=cats/boys=dogs age if people know what i’m talking about) because i land on my feet and then jumped off the jungle gym to prove it and then they all looked at me like im an idiot fag for saying that.


My family always called me a monkey because I was a very adhd kinda child and would always jump around from furniture to furniture…