EDIT: Fedex pulled through for once and delivered really early :D

it says out for delivery before i have to go to work but i have little faith in their system tbh…

i have a conspiracy theory that Fedex and UPS were named the way they are to make them seem like they are part of the government… the amount of customers i have to help and tell them that they have a parcel that’s supposed to be dropped off to UPS is astonishing and it’s literally only because they are missing an extra S (USPS)

all private courier services must perish except DHL, they’re cool.