Renounce your gods for the prog god and it will declare you worthy for another three cups and a huge ass

  • FoxyOP
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    3 months isn’t that long. I only really got growth between 4 - 8 months

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        I mean true but also I’m deadass. Prog works in mysterious ways

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          How does one worship the prog gods, is there a prog bible or something? How do I pray? How often? When?

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            You pray as often as you can. Get on all fours and meow to the sky. You will know when the prog god has heard you