Renounce your gods for the prog god and it will declare you worthy for another three cups and a huge ass

  • FoxyOP
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    I mean true but also I’m deadass. Prog works in mysterious ways

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      1 day ago

      How does one worship the prog gods, is there a prog bible or something? How do I pray? How often? When?

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        You pray as often as you can. Get on all fours and meow to the sky. You will know when the prog god has heard you