The workmen (real males) outside my house knocked on my door this morning and told me (dood) ‘oi mate there’s a parcel for you here’.

in uk if workmen call you ‘love’ you pass as a foid and if they call you ‘mate’ you pass as a moid but bc i am a dood i was just basically raping them by being in their presence as they did not consent to being in my company