Which one should I trust chat she said 45cm at first but when I said that the tape should be straight and not curved along my chest she did it again and got 44cm but my phone is 16.2cm long and my bideltoid is like 2.5 phones length or something

  • reicy
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    9 days ago

    stand in a corner so that your shoulder touches the corner, mark the other one with a pencil and measure that with tape

    … i hope you all do that or something similar and all the honlarpers measurements arent even better than they say

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      9 days ago

      I think I’ll just keep calling it 44cm instead :>

      (is there an easier method that I can do unnoticed in a VERY small room(no open corners here) with 3 other moids?)

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        9 days ago

        maybe you can use any other surface next to a wall like a drawer or something and do it in a bathroom if you want to go unnoticed ? you can also mark two spots next to both shoulders but i found that inaccurate most of the time

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          9 days ago

          I just realized I don’t have a measuring tape lol I’d have to use my phone again. Tho I will try that eventually I’m sure

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            9 days ago

            i got 45.5 with my phone and 42 eith tape on the wall… but my phone is also 16.5 and theres no way mine is 2.5 phones so its very likely youre under 40… lucky…

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              9 days ago

              There is no way they are, they look so ‘boxy’ or something idk how to describe it. Like when I look down in the shower my arms literally just dangle straight down you know? Does that make sense or is dysphoria making me retarded idk

              But also if my shoulders are less than 40cm, then what about the women I see outside?? fucking 25cm???

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                8 days ago

                yeah i get it mine are bony af especially on the top and not smooth at all like a womans. also 5he dangling thing is horrid i think its due to general arms size especially hands but idk. at least that doesnt matter as much when theyre fully covered. also the female average is like 35 so ehile idk your height you would be mostly fine even at literally female average height. i get the dysphoria but its not like they are ever gonna stop you from passing with a passing face

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                  8 days ago

                  Yea I usually don’t think about my shoulders when they are clothed (I mean I weat stuff that hides my genera body shap on purpose but y’know)

                  My hips are the big culprit anyways. They are like 2.1 phones length at best which is 34cm and the hip dips are evil as hell ( ´-`)

                  I think my face has potential tho

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    9 days ago

    AAAARRGHH

    Do. not. measure. breadths. and. widths. with. a. tape. never.

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        9 days ago

        Phone is slightly better but still inaccurate - marking dots on the wall behind your back is the best.

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          8 days ago

          I was joking I didn’t expect a yes to that icl

          I guess I’ll enter my measurement obsession era now…