If you don’t press neither of them, the drawbacks of both will happen at the same time, btw.
press red button -> kill myself
The red one. Who would actually press the green one?
edgelord teenagers
red I’m not ontologically evil
Red one
what? red obviously? why would i ever be that selfish 😭
red is less selfish plus at least id be a gigahon with a post
red, its basically improving oife for everyone while mine stays exactly the same plus i get social qcceptance hrt etc
I higly doubt you’re an ultrapooner/gigahon.
Picture Shaq trooning out, for example.
picturing… mogs me
Hmmmm… I find it very interesting how almost everyone in the board said green.
Is it because of actual anonimity?
green. I’m sorry. I don’t understand anyone who wouldn’t pick green
Are you for real? I though you were cool :(
I can’t bring myself to ruin my life. best case scenario in red is I kill myself instantly and I don’t want that either
obviously I’d rather press neither but that’s disallowed in this hypothetical
Simple. I would take the red button and force a cissoid to press it for me and gun point, making them the bearer of the curse
red one, then make a career out of it, and try to make money off it so at least i can have something ig
Hate me idc but i ain’t pressing either
Oh. Drawbacks
Fuck it im pressing both at the same time
Red. I’d be a hero and could then use my power and leverage to attract partners and force them to hugboxx me














