put it off for three weeks untill you reek

Take off your clothes

Stare at yourself in the mirror for 30 minutes

Shower

Dissasociate

Morun the body you will never have and realize you will be forever stuck in this mutilated corpse that will never feel like your own

Strangle yourself with the shower hose

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    18 days ago

    Poor eyesight hons stay winning by just taking off their glasses and not being able to see literally anything

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    18 days ago

    You forgot literally the most important step, where you sob uncontrollably in the shower and collapse on the floor.