RIP starving child, hopefully you know how to clean your genitals

You all need to swallow the gympill

make sure to always wash everyday with water, soap, disinfectant, and topical estrogen!! make sure to get under the foreskin (nasty shit can build up there and cause a stank) and scrub really hard and have a gooood look at your valid boypussy (preferably 10 hours per day), otherwise you’ll get 10 poonillion yeast infections and stds and heccin die!!!

But I’m a pooner

What does it say about me if I’m the same height as Mussolini?

All boobs are real boobs

There are several stages of gyno, with the “worst” one being identical to female breast tissue

Not to brag, but I’ve got all of the things you’ve listed.

…Except friends.

Straight up I don’t believe you. Bitc- I mean ladies in the tranosphere have a severe case of body dysmorphia

Consider this: you were a pretty teenager, maybe. Trans women can’t seem to gauge the passing levels of trans men because y’all are so fucking BDD

“Needs ffs” You can’t even see his side profile, all we know is that he has a massive schnoze, which is not masculine nor feminine. Actually, maybe I’m just too Balkanized and the average female does not have a hawk beak on her.

Live your truth, afab queen

He’s definitely a good, recent example. I’ve seen people tell the most non-passing of both trans men and trans women that they pass or that they simply look younger. It’s fucking crazy the way troonselfies and adjacent subleddits have been gentrified to the point where ftmpassing might genuinely be less hugboxxy

All 4tran4 microcelebrities pass

Everything can be anything, don’t be a bigot

I’ve just found out about it, but I’m boutta hex it up

Holy based

Gymmaxxing is a cheat code. Everyone should do it

Sometimes I comfort myself by looking at my cishon female relatives and cispoon male relatives. It’s not a lot, but I’m a big believer in “passing as a woman from this ethnicity is easy cuz all of them kind of look like men” and the inverse “passing as a male from this ethnicity is easy cuz all of them are big-eyed, chinless, narrow-shouldered, wide-hipped, and short”

Maybe it’s a cope, but copium taste so gooood

So fucking real