Who is this?! We do not endorse this… persons… place in our government.

Duly noted. Our top agent shall be notified.

So this “pizza” accusation is not a food, like is apparent, but a character? We will be informing our intelligence departments shortly.

I am not a pizza. If any food, although I am not, I would be a birthday cake.

This photograph was taken before our current stance was established.

We at The White House do not approve of traditional Latino cuisine.

We will be happy to relay this message. Thank you for helping us understand.

I hold much power.

Can you clarify the meaning of “Gyatt?” We are not familiar.

We in the presidents company do not “glow,” nor are “glowies.” We are largely matte.

This acronym does not hold meaning to our department. Could you further clarify? We would love to address anything that upsets you about our messaging.

You might say that this is the presidents “alternative” to X the everything app.