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    Sure thing – here are the pros and cons of showering versus committing suicide!

    Pros of showering 🚿

    Showering isn’t just about cleaning your body – it’s a healing process that cleanses, washes, and rinses away toxic AMAB energy. Some benefits of showering include:

    • Healthier hair 🥰
    • Smoother and clearer skin 🤤
    • A feeling of pride and accomplishment 😁

    Cons of showering ❌

    Although showering can be beneficial, there are downsides to it. Showering also may not be necessary – one chaser on /lgbt/ reports that he prefers unwashed trannies. Some downsides of showering include:

    • Wet cobwebs ☂️
    • Decreased energy 😡
    • Less time to Jorp around 🥕

    Pros of committing suicide 💀

    Killing yourself is often a simple and effective solution to your problems. However, it is risky – killing yourself is often considered as bad for your health. Some users on Reddit suggest doing it in moderation, however, can be beneficial. Some benefits of killing yourself include:

    • Decreased risk of skin cancer 🤽
    • Weight loss 🥦

    Cons of committing suicide

    • Tranistan.com would be sad 😭
    • Health risks 🤒
    • You won’t be able to play Lacey’s Flash Games on Steam 🥀
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    really really hot shower can make you lightheaded and hurt for a bit but good. also red after. funny