I’ll never be able to eat a bowl of spaghetti. The moment I walk up to the door, they’ll scream at me. God forbid I enter the restaurant, people will force me into being in charge of hostage situation.

I have a 4 day sleep rhythm, but I’m forced to be nocturnal. I literally can’t go outside during the day without risking someone starting another fiasco.

The home invasion thing isn’t personal, but I know their hate is. It’s not like I don’t have money, I can pay for stuff.

    • Polaris (She/They)OP
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      5 days ago

      My nightly home invasion enterprise ensures the local rent and house prices stay low :(