This is my formal request: Would anyone wish to begin some internet drama with me? The only rule is that we don’t vague post about one another, but instead post passionate, saucy, and spiteful content about one another.
I’ve been having a very hard time, and think this would help me have a laugh or two.
Serious inquiries only please.


My dearest Nicole,
Thank you for writing to me regarding the aforementioned post. Upon reading your confirmation, I cannot begin to tell you what jubilation coursed through my bones. I look forward to witnessing what ludicrous claims you shall attempt to defame my name with.
Yours truly,
M.