it was a fun hangout but there were so many people who complimented my friend while I just stood there on the side, I’m just there so I can make my friends look even prettier than they already are by comparison, and then they say things like “ugh I’m so ugly today” and I can’t even imagine what they think of me there was also this old woman at a till who rang my friend up, the card machine was a little slow and then she went and said “oh sorry this machine is male so he’s gonna be a little slow, no offence” gesturing towards me, thanks, I’m really glad to hear that I’m just always going to be a stupid male thank you, and then my friend made a joke later that I was on my period, I fucking wish, I would kill to actually be able to have periods, but no I’m just a stupid ugly tranny thing so I shouldn’t wish that I could have periods because that’s weird and gross and I should be ridiculed for my gross wishes