the user @magpie3 (previously also known as @sleepyjoebiden12, @magpie56, @trumplover2, @electriccarhater183, @magpie, and @conservativelibertarian) on the website tranistan.com is a 54-year-old cisgender man from Dallas, Texas, named John. he and his wife have three children, all whom are boys in middle school. during the day, @magpie3 works as a truck driver. he considers himself a conservative-leaning libertarian and has voted four Donald Trump three times. in his spare time, he likes to go fishing. as a heterosexual and cisgender man, he also enjoys getting into bar fights. the only medications @magpie3 uses are beta-blocker after he had a heart attack last year, ozempic in order to manage his weight, and testosterone replacement therapy to treat erectile dysfunction. he would never use any psychiatric medications, as he has never needed to seek care for any mental illnesses.