like this was at least a little funny in its absurdity. better than the sea of "hey"s into unsolicited dick pics

  • Semoyon
    3·
    2 days ago

    this would work on me i like a dude with a sense of absurdity.

    also these are my favorite grindr messages from the sub:

    • AlexOP
      2·
      2 days ago

      okay the second guy passed the vibe check tbh

  • Labpoon
    3·
    2 days ago

    Once I had a guy mention that he had 4 kids as his opening line

  • liv 💗
    2·
    2 days ago

    i’ve been contemplating getting grindr back tbh even tho it’s dumb sigh

    • AlexOP
      2·
      2 days ago

      im too ugly for the non sex pest apps but my standards are too high for stuff like grindr. a real catch-22 unfortunately

      • liv 💗
        2·
        2 days ago

        i don’t agree with that first part :P maybe try hinge or something i’m not sure

        • AlexOP
          1·
          2 days ago

          doesnt explain why no one ever likes me on dating apps 😞

  • Nail
    1·
    2 days ago

    is grindr worth it? always thought about making a account

    • AlexOP
      1·
      2 days ago

      no, not really. i wouldnt trust most people on there, and even then its a sex app. not really made for finding an actual relationship

      • Nail
        1·
        2 days ago

        damn :(( i jist need someone to manhandle me tbh so hmmmm