would never happen i look like a fat little butch lesbian troll in a bowtie. i am knee height, the ladies would step over me like ‘hey i thought semoyon said he was coming? oh shit what the fuck was that i tripped on something’ it would also turn into lesbianisms so fast, tranistan is way gayer than any of the gyals want to admit. i also might make googly eyes at another dood instead. or stand in a corner drinking myself into a coma. we’d get NOTHING done. daydreaming about being swarmed by women is nice though