sneaky fuckered were hiding on my towel so when i came out of the shower and tried to dry myself they swarmed out and stated biting me all over so now im covered in hard red bumps that fucking ITCH because im allergic to them and now im awake at 1 am with a heavy day of work ahead because of stupid fuckibg ants!!!

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    once i was just trying to take a piss and an ant starts crawling on my leg i was so mad like thats so fucking rude

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      8 days ago

      if i had any bug spray i would be heavily considering this

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    8 days ago

    wth? im never moving somewhere warmer… i need to migrate further north so the climate is less hospitable to bugs

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      8 days ago

      same my mom always complains about the cold here and im like i literally will wear a snow suit every day as long as theres no bugs

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      8 days ago

      please take me with you i fucking hate these things my shoulders ade cocered in welts also i just eant to be taken with you

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        you probably think 10 C is cold though…

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            its really not. 0 C is an acceptable place for cold, and winters get well below 0 C here. unfortunately its summer though so now i have to deal with 27-32 C temps 😞

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    You should get an anteater pet maybe