[weepy introduction to set the tone]
[pitiful paragraph that makes you feel sympathy for this troon]
[trauma dump paragraph that makes you say “I’m sorry”]
[dooming paragraph that forces you to say something nice]
[pessimistic summary where I try to put my despair into one sentence so you can say “yeah”]
[faking hopeful response to not insult your attempt at making me feel better]
[three hug emoji followed by sparkling heart emoji]
[hug emoji] [upvote] [log off and cry]