>Will be completely and utterly loyal

>Will do whatever you want without any complaint

>Can perform tricks like shake hands or roll over

>You could cheat on me and I wouldn’t even blame you

>You could hurt me and I wouldn’t even fight back

>Will listen to you without saying a single word

I would be so good. If I wasn’t ugly I would get women HOUNDING at me.

  • FutileTransition1984
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    28 days ago

    Big Relationship doesn’t want you to know this but only the first one listed is actually a positive quality in a healthy relationship (ig maybe the third one too for people into puppy shit)