i went to a cafe like this today. i look like a fucking ogre thing. i don’t even look human. i need to die so bad. iwnbaw. i will never pass. i’m literally a ogrehon.

  • RegardedPaige
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    1 month ago

    Yeh I was drunk in London the other weekend and ended up in some place getting a milkshake of all things and this place had a fucking MIRRORED WALL the entire length of one side.

    And I’m shuffling my shrek-6"3 arse down the queue as it moves, painfully aware of my reflection just a foot away, mocking me with it’s gross neverpassing proportions. Like I knew I was bricky and gross, but that mirror just made it so painfully obvious.