Bizarre medical news from the local clinic today, where a sad tranny’s bloodstream has been observed at a caffeine concentration of around 495 espressos.

These event-horizon levels of stimulant saturation (fueled by an ungodly slurry of coffee, tea, and artificially caffeinated chocolate) were thought to induce immediate cardiac arrest, not mildly animate a depressed human being.

Doctors remain utterly confounded as to how she hasn’t keeled over and overdosed. With a resting heart rate approaching one trillion beats per minute, it remains to be seen how long this caffeine-singularity lasts before she has a simultaneous panic and heart attack.

~graduated to using mypaint~