Probably same I had such a malebrained childhood

I can tell a half-lie and say that I had few friends and spent most of my childhood alone reading

I’m pretty damn good at lying bc I’ve always had to lie to abusers who would never believe the truth when I was honest but I’d have to spend some time alone ruminating on it and probably write stuff down now that my memory is shot even though that’s a huge liability. the biggest thing would be surgery scars if I’m deep stealth with a partner. I’d also learn everything I could about and visit some midwest fuckshit town and say I grew up there. it’s very easy post-college to say all your friends went their separate ways especially if you make new ones. I’d familiarize myself with more fembrained media from my childhood period even though I was pretty fembrained. I’m really good at constructing narratives in my head so I could conjure up entire friend groups, stories, etc. and most people would take them at face value. The best way to lie is to partially tell the truth