You’re not becoming the next chase icon bitch, your gonna be the next apes of the state.
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Honestly this is the only correct answer.
i’d teach them jazz piano so they can continue my lineage of jazzhons
introducing my chud child to jazz albums and acid so they turn out cool.
me taking their banjo away and giving them a bass, no way is my child gonna be into shitty hyperpop but they also arent gonna be a whiny mumble indie soft rock post-punk artist either. you better play actual rock n roll and/or the blues or i stg its classical music training for you kid
The banjo is the perfect instrument for an old fashion blues.
it is, but i dont trust em yet to not use it for nefarious purposes…
im getting them hrt idk ablut yku
also that yeah.
also make sure to teach them terminology asap so thebkidnwill call their cismoid friends doods and cisfoid friends hons
what if I made them well adjusted sneeds instead?
“Well adjusted” “sneed” pick one
which ones leads to them making really annoying tiktoks where they act as the higher superiority on transitioning?
why wouldnt ylu want them to stealth instantly are you evil
Because young passoids never want to do that, they always want to talk about being trans on tiktok and give advice which boils down to, “transition young”. I’m just prepared for the inevitability.
I PLAY A BANJO!!! Where my banjo trannies hiding? >_>
I wish I could play banjo :( , are you any good at it?
uhh I used to be, I’ve kinda really let myself go. I played an Irish tenor banjo which is easier than a regular one
I most did Irish folk songs. You should try if you can spare some cash, not nearly as difficult as you probably think it is :>
I would love to but the last time I looked into playing any form of banjo is when I got a claw hammer style booklet from some busker when I was homeless only to discover that every banjo at the pawnshops in my city where in the couple of hundreds.
oh gosh clawhammer has always been super intimidating to me. You could probably find cheaper on Facebook marketplace, maybe.
I need to get back into hobbies other than moping around
I’ll look into but last time I checked nearest banjo for under 150 was like 50km out from me.
But definitely maybe pick it back up as a hobby and try to learn clawhammer, as just something to do.
Give them a synth and a mic
Fuck no I know that results in some bimbocore adjacent category, and plastic surgery is expensive as shit, I’ll only pay for one round of ffs and thats it.
What? Why would it do that
only synth leads to breakcore, synth and mic leads to hyperpop which is all that adjacent.
No? Synth doesn’t like to breakcore, extreme oppossession with drums and electro does that
listen I’m extremely drunk and shitposting I barely know whats going on. You are probably right.
this image fills me with immense anxiety and i don’t know why
I apologize for that it was just the first thing I grabbed upon opening pinterest.
Oh gosh you’re fine, sorry was just what came to mind
