It’s because before birth I made a promise to the archons that I would not troons out. And in order to make that possible(I know my autist ass) I made sure to give myself the honniest of traits at the time where my risk of trooning out would be the highest.

So, seeing as to how I’ll become a gigahon, I’d in much anguish become a gigarepchad and save myself from the immense karmic debt that would ensue from the breaking of said promise.